Life Musings

The following laws were articulated by Detective Chimp in an issue of the severely underrated Shadowpact comic book series. I thought they were pretty darned clever.

First Law: The lives and safety of innocent bystanders will always be protected.
Second Law: The lives and safety of you (the superhero) and members of your team will be protected to the extent that it does not conflict with the First Law.
Third Law: The lives and safety of all opponents will be protected to the extent that it doesn't conflict with the first two Laws.

Too bad this series isn't doing too well when it comes to sales.